"And Hank, when copyright law works, that’s how it works: Nice people (sometimes with lawyers) get together and figure out what’s fair. So Hank, in your last video you talked about copyright and intellectual property and correctly pointed out that the measures currently before congress on this topic are a steaming hot slice of crazy, which is now apparently a vegetable."

"This is one of those videos that is gonna completely alienate new viewers. Like, “He’s married to a yeti and he and his kid ride smokey llamas and he’s trying to steal our money through some ponzi scheme involving t-shirts?” It’s all true, that and more! And you only have to watch 894 vlogbrothers for total comprehension. I guess also you need to watch the Swoodly-Poopers and some of the Hank and Katherine Play and, I mean, you gotta join tumblr… Yea, just move to the Internet! It’s great here, we get to live inside where the weather is always awesome."

"Alright, Hank we are now at Holiday Park and people are looking at me funny but I don’t know why, I’m just a man in a suit with a zombie unicorn hat, filming himself. What else to you expect to see in a public park on a Monday morning?"

"The darts would get lost in the balls."