From teddy bear to psychologist, I tell you everything you don’t want to know about me plus some things I didn’t know about myself.

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stewark:

#they look like a married couple having the typical discussion

(Source: iamnevertheone)

Posted April 17, 2013 | Reblogged from sleepwalkerindreamersclothing | 47,568 notes | Permalink | tony stark steve rogers stony

butt-pretzel:

sekra:

Wow, Tony. He’s only going to get milk.

that is the cutest shit i have ever fucking seen omg

Posted April 4, 2013 | Reblogged from fandomfix8 | 47,800 notes | Permalink | captain america steve rogers tony stark stony

Reblogged for the tag above. OH MY GOD.

(Source: peelace)

Posted March 25, 2013 | Reblogged from casisabamf | 62,854 notes | Permalink | the avengers steve rogers nick fury

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

liminalzone:

beast-of-joy:

scifigrl47:

black-nata:

#subtlety did not exist in the 1940’s

I like the nurse in the background of the last panel.  The one who’s like, “Do it. DO IT FOR ALL OF US.  GROPE HIM.”

Those middle gifs. Dr. Erskine is like “Howard, I did it. He’s hot.” But Howard is mortified. “What have you done, Abraham?!? You made him too hot.”

How is my son supposed to resist this

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Posted March 24, 2013 | Reblogged from sleepwalkerindreamersclothing | 56,052 notes | Permalink | captain america steve rogers tony stark stony

freecocaine:

#WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS #WHYYYYYYY #YOU CAN ACTUALLY HEAR MY HEART RIPPING IN HALF 

Posted March 18, 2013 | Reblogged from sleepwalkerindreamersclothing | 32,989 notes | Permalink | captain america steve rogers
francebeforeyourpantsmarius:

gayerthanthefourthofjuly:

hashtagquantumlock:

centipede-corpse:

trenchcoatsexual:

books that make more sense:
A Guide to Speaking English, by Sofia Vergara
A Guide to Not Dying, by Dean Winchester
A Guide to Making Friends, by Sherlock Holmes
A Guide to Pop Culture Movie References, by Castiel
A Guide to Dancing, by Stephen Hawking
A Guide to Singing, by Helen Keller
A Guide to Driving, by London Tipton
A Guide to Being Stupid, by Bill Nye
A Guide to Abstinence, by Tiger Woods
need i go on
(x)

A Guide to Healthy Relationships, by Taylor Swift
A Guide to News Reporting by Fox
A Guide to Being Gay, by Straight People
A Guide to Being Poor, by Bill Gates
A Guide to Presidency, by Mitt Romney
A Guide to Being Funny by Seth MacFarlane

A Guide to Being the Best Blog on Tumblr, by TheAbsoluteMostFunniestPosts

A Guide to Not Losing Companions, by The Doctor
A Guide to Feminism, by Glenn Beck
A Guide to Building Bridges, By Bowser

A Guide to Successful Revolutions, by Enjolras


A Guide to Sex by Steve Rogers

francebeforeyourpantsmarius:

gayerthanthefourthofjuly:

hashtagquantumlock:

centipede-corpse:

trenchcoatsexual:

books that make more sense:

  • A Guide to Speaking English, by Sofia Vergara
  • A Guide to Not Dying, by Dean Winchester
  • A Guide to Making Friends, by Sherlock Holmes
  • A Guide to Pop Culture Movie References, by Castiel
  • A Guide to Dancing, by Stephen Hawking
  • A Guide to Singing, by Helen Keller
  • A Guide to Driving, by London Tipton
  • A Guide to Being Stupid, by Bill Nye
  • A Guide to Abstinence, by Tiger Woods

need i go on

(x)

  • A Guide to Healthy Relationships, by Taylor Swift
  • A Guide to News Reporting by Fox
  • A Guide to Being Gay, by Straight People
  • A Guide to Being Poor, by Bill Gates
  • A Guide to Presidency, by Mitt Romney
  • A Guide to Being Funny by Seth MacFarlane

A Guide to Being the Best Blog on Tumblr, by TheAbsoluteMostFunniestPosts

  • A Guide to Not Losing Companions, by The Doctor
  • A Guide to Feminism, by Glenn Beck
  • A Guide to Building Bridges, By Bowser

A Guide to Successful Revolutions, by Enjolras

A Guide to Sex by Steve Rogers

Posted March 18, 2013 | Reblogged from markssailingthecrisscolfership | 46,267 notes | Permalink | tumblr steve rogers
ayellowbirds:

kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

MOST CONFUSING CROSSOVER EVER.

ayellowbirds:

kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

MOST CONFUSING CROSSOVER EVER.

Posted December 27, 2012 | Reblogged from casisabamf | 57,339 notes | Permalink | steve rogers captain america naruto crossovers

reallysuperstupid:

Castiel, Thor, and Captain Steve Rogers all walk into a bar. They don’t understand it’s a joke. They all walk out.

(Source: timelordinvictorious)


scarvesandscrewdrivers:

groooveisintheheart:

kkatkkrap:

shawarmababy:

diggly:

an-ood-on-the-loo:

superwhoavengelockandme:

yes, yes

i’m calling it Starkness

STARKNESS.

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I SHIP IT.

THROW IN STEVE AND IT CAN BE CAPTAIN JACK STARKNESS

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IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS

PLEASE.

(Source: likealannister)

firesonic152:

vaginapowersactivate:

juicebanner:

bannerphd:

littleblueartist:

damn straight

FIXED.

firesonic152:

vaginapowersactivate:

juicebanner:

bannerphd:

littleblueartist:

damn straight

FIXED.

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Posted November 26, 2012 | Reblogged from sleepwalkerindreamersclothing | 41,884 notes | Permalink | iron man tony stark bruce banner steve rogers