"I have two words for you: Nerd boys. I know that they don’t sparkle in the sunshine, but they’re sensitive, they’re caring, they’re sweet, they’ll do nice stuff for you, they’re a little bit needy, I’ll grant you they’re a little bit needy. Oh and lastly let me explain something briefly to boys; gentlemen, nerd girls are the world’s best underutilized romantic resource and guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness"

"And Hank, when copyright law works, that’s how it works: Nice people (sometimes with lawyers) get together and figure out what’s fair. So Hank, in your last video you talked about copyright and intellectual property and correctly pointed out that the measures currently before congress on this topic are a steaming hot slice of crazy, which is now apparently a vegetable."

"This is one of those videos that is gonna completely alienate new viewers. Like, “He’s married to a yeti and he and his kid ride smokey llamas and he’s trying to steal our money through some ponzi scheme involving t-shirts?” It’s all true, that and more! And you only have to watch 894 vlogbrothers for total comprehension. I guess also you need to watch the Swoodly-Poopers and some of the Hank and Katherine Play and, I mean, you gotta join tumblr… Yea, just move to the Internet! It’s great here, we get to live inside where the weather is always awesome."