He does whatever an Iron Man can

POSTINGS

2012

Balthazar:

What's wrong with your tesla coil? It seems to be firing on it's own.
*Tesla coil zaps Dave and knocks him backward*
Dave:

Funny. Really, really funny.
Balthazar:

This'll be hilarious, then.
*Balthazar sips tea while tesla coil shocks Dave off screen*

2012

Balthazar:

Your ring is not a piece of jewelry. It projects the electrical energy of your nervous system into the physical world. Without his ring, a sorcerer is powerless. The only other thing a sorcerer needs, is a nice pair of pointy shoes.
Balthazar:

*tosses Dave some shoes* Your rubber soles block the current.
Balthazar:

Plus it helps you look classy.
Dave:

These are old man shoes. *sees Balthazar is wearing them*
Balthazar:

Excuse me?
Dave:

I love them.
Dave:
Dave:

A lot.

2012

Balthazar:

I am Balthazar Blake, sorcerer of the 777th degree. And you are my apprentice.
Dave:

Sweet.

2012

Balthazar:

This is the Merlin's Circle. It focuses your energy, helps you master new spells. It is where you will learn the art. Step inside, you leave everything else behind. Once you enter, there is no.
Balthazar:

Going.
Balthazar:

Back.
Dave:

So I should probably pee first? Better safe than-
Balthazar:
Dave:

I can hold it.

2012

"Go team magical stuff!"

Dave Stutler

2012

Balthazar:

2012

2012

Balthazar:

Civilians mustn't know magic exists. That would be complicated.
Dave:

Says the guy in the three-hundred and fifty-year-old rawhide trench coat.

2012

2012

Balthazar:

Try to be a good listener, Dave. That doll is called a Grimhold. It is a prison for the most dangerous Morganians in history, each one locked up in a layer of the doll. Horvath wants to free his fellow Morganians and destroy the world.
Balthazar:

This.
Balthazar:

Must.
Balthazar:

Not.
Balthazar:

Happen.
Dave:

Yea. For sure.