POSTINGS
02
02
2012
"Great thing about numbers: You can always count on them."
Alex P. Keaton
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01
30
2012
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Elyse:Alex, don't you think you're over-dramatising this?
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Alex:Why in the name of all that is pure and sacred on this great planet of ours do you always accuse me of over-dramatising things?
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01
30
2012
Elyse enters the kitchen:
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Elyse:Hi, everybody.
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Mallory:Hi, mom.
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Jennifer:Hi, mom.
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Alex:Hello, Elyse.
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Elyse:
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Mallory:
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Jennifer:
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Alex:Well, I-i figured that since I am virtually an adult now, I can call you Elyse... Mom.
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Elyse:
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Alex:
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Elyse:
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Alex:Mommy?
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01
27
2012
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Carrie:I just want to say right off, I don't know why I came back.
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Alex:I think I do. You wanted to tell me what a jerk I was, how rude I was, how obnoxious, presumptuous, manipulative.
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Carrie:Keep going, I think you're on to something.
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01
26
2012
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Mallory:I knew the answers, Alex. Maybe I'm smarter that I thought.
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Alex:Maybe so. What was the fifth amendment to the US Constitution?
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Mallory:I'd answer that, but I have the right to remain silent.
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01
25
2012
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Jeff:Does Mallory-
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Alex:She likes you, Jeff.
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Jeff:Oh. Good.
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Alex:So what are you waiting for? Why don't you ask her out?
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Jeff:What if she says, "no"?
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Alex:She won't.
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Jeff:What if she says, "yes"?
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Alex:Then you go out with her.
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Jeff:That's even scarier.
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01
23
2012
At Jennifer's first boy/girl party (10th birthday):
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Elyse:I think you ought to ask Justin to dance.
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Jennifer:Be serious!
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Elyse:I am. And I think there are a lot of kids here who'll be very happy if someone else makes the first move.
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Jennifer:I'm afraid to, Mom.
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Steven:What are you afraid of?
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Jennifer:People laugh.
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Elyse:I won't.
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Steven:I won't.
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Mallory:I won't.
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Alex:I might.
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About Me
From teddy bear to psychologist, I tell you everything you don’t want to know about me plus some things I didn’t know about myself.
See my reactions to first watching Supernatural.
I talk about books and my writing.
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I talk about books and my writing.
In which I prove that Patrick Jane is Red John.

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{ I AM IRON MAN }
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{ SUPER-SOLDIER }
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{ MUTANT & PROUD }
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{ BEWARE, THOR }
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{ OH, COME ON, PUDDIN’! }
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{ TURTLE POWER! }
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{ POTTERMORE SORTED }
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{ CAMP HALF-BLOOD }
{ PERCY JACKSON FAN }
Favorite Quote
Nobody wants him/He just stares at the world/Planning his vengeance/That he will soon unfold.
--Black Sabbath "Iron Man"
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