July 2012
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June 2012
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Americans lived together in harmony. Then...
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19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in the parking lot with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask, "Would you like fries with that?"
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it, "in".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with, "in accordance to prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically when they answer.
11. Specify that your drive through order is to-go.
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting up and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wresting name, Rock Hard.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won, I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."
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83. I used to do Odyssey of the Mind.
In fourth grade, seventh grade, eighth grade… and maybe ninth grade.
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82. I am a masochist.
Like, you know… during sex.
Yea.
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gabigrl23 replied to your post: gabigrl23 replied to your post: Hmm… Do I go to…
Guhh like seriously, what’s your schedule like for the rest of summer?
Family reunion tomorrow, maybe Santa Cruz on Sunday, making costumes with my mom until the 11th when we leave for Comic Con until the 15th. I believe nothing until August 4 then nothing until I leave for school on the 11th or 12th of...
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gabigrl23 replied to your post: Hmm… Do I go to the Psych panel at Comic Con even…
TIM BURTON HOW IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION(: btw love you darling and I need to see you asap
Hahaha I miss you, too, Gabi!!
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kiyosfandomrainbow replied to your post: kiyosfandomrainbow replied to your post: Hmm… Do I…
I’m debating between Psych and Teen Wolf myself. Also the Psych panel always has swag, which will get you a shirt and some other fun things. Choices…
Ooo I like swag. :D Choices, indeed. *sigh*
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kiyosfandomrainbow replied to your post: Hmm… Do I go to the Psych panel at Comic Con even…
You might be able to get into Hall H for Burton right after the Twihards get out. Last year I heard Hall H was a ghost town because everyone was trying to get into the TV panels in 20.
Yea… I have already seen the Psych peeps so the Burton one would be the best choice. Especially if...
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Anonymous asked: iamironman I just messaged you, and this is crazy, but take the quick survey at tumblrbotDOTnet - free gift card baby. Love, TumblrBot
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whatwouldharveydo asked: 6 :)
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od-a:
WARNING If you get sent a link saying “click here to watch the new Twilight trailer”, don’t click it! The link is to the new Twilight trailer.
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About the shawarma scene after the credits
Me: Yea, these nice people were just trying to clean up their restaurant then the people who messed up their shop come waltzing in demanding shawarma!
Me: Tony Stark would be like, "We want shawarma!"
Me: And the shopkeepers, ask, "We're trying to clean up and you want us to use our kitchen?"
Me: And Tony's just like, "Shawarma!"
Me: Then the shopkeeper's like, "Fine. You gonna pay for that?"
Me: But Tony's just like, "shawarma!"
My friend: I bet Nick Fury paid for it. No- while Tony was hacking SHIELD, he stole Fury's credit card numbers.
My friend: "You have a rocket launcher? I HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD!"
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theepichumor:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
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Reblog if you're either a Whovian, a...
jennally:
acciobenedictcumberbatch:
obsessivepersonalities:
All of the above. Get in!
All of them, yes.
Tolkien fans= RINGERS!
well hello to you too!
True, yes. all of it. TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I added Whedonist to this list.
Now it is perfect.
This should really just be titled ‘Reblog if you have a tumblr’
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“Being an adult means being able to put sprinkles on anything you fucking want.”
– Lauren Lopez (via icollectnoveltysizedbananas)
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81. I got a twitter to vote in the Mr. Twitter...
Everybody on the online community on Zachary Quinto’s website was voting and they convinced me to join them.
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80. I used to read every post from the people I...
I didn’t know about the button that showed all your @mentions so I scrolled through the feed to see if anybody was talking to me.
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79. I peel bananas from the bottom.
I always squish the banana too much if I try it from the top.
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Tumblr is like Hogwarts.
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
It’s divided into groups based on interests & personalities
People who belong to tumblr don’t talk about it to people who don’t
And the pictures move
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You know you're out of shape when the last gym you...
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Teacher: You have your math, science, history-
Me: Unravelling the mystery that all started with the big bang?
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I'm the person that reads your tags.
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itsxandy:
Avengers on Tumblr
amateurcatalyst:
thundergoddess:
tony: tumblr famous ~~~offensive blogger~~~
steve: social justice “LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT, DIE CIS SCUM” blogger
thor: meme blogger, always posts rage comics and stuff from 9gag and reddit
bruce: OPINIONATED BLOGGER, posts 5-paragraph-long rants about tony
natasha: feminist blogger, makes fun of “gurl gamers” and stuff
clint:...
