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What I have learned about Fandoms purely through...
Supernatural: There are two brothers who are having sex with each other and an angel, and one of them is a moose.
Doctor Who: An English gentleman who is upset about being human will come in a large blue police box at any point in time to make the most ridiculous faces at you.
Sherlock: An otter and a hedgehog solve crimes in a division not covered by any man.
Mass Effect: A woman has sex with a lot of aliens, while one man's butt saves the universe.
Dragon Age: A man wearing feathers and obsessed with kittens has sex with anyone who has a penis, and a few chicks, too.
Game of Thrones: Everyone dies, but only if they just promised to tell someone something important when they get back.
Avengers: There is a superhero orgy and everyone is invited but the Hulk and Black Widow.
Skyrim: FUS RO DAH
Homestuck: Something about yaoi trolls with Lisa Frank colors making out on stairs. And they all have sea slug penises.
The Hunger Games: Some people who play real life Sims with some kids. One of them loves bread.
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McGee: Were you aware of Plimpton's history with Watcherfleet?
Jack Murdoch: Watcherfleet? No. But he was always going on about Skyrim and Old Republic. You are talking about dorky role-playing games, right? You must be into those, huh?
McGee: Until I took an arrow in the knee.
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ravens-nest:
queentimelady:
shercocklocked:
sting-like-a-tracker-jacker:
hazelgustus:
literallysame:
liam-gayne:
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
when you get what you want but not what you need
could it be worse
when you love someone
but it goes to waste
when you feel so tired but you can’t sleep
when you lose something you cannot replace
And...
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joydivsion:
boys are so cute and adorable when they are sleepy and they yawn and when their hair is a mess and when they run their fingers through their hair and when they smell nice and when they smile and when they breathe
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john-freakin-lennon:
while everyone in my photography class was out taking pictures i changed all of the backgrounds on their computers to nicolas cage
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“It sounds like these people have really odd dreams then write them down.”
– Taylor about Starkid Productions
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“Shut up! You know I got this many sleeps! *holds up three fingers*”
– Kyriè (via multicoloredtaylor)
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Me: I miss sleep.
Danny: What is that?
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PROTECTION POST
horsewool:
sassygayangel:
heavenandhellcastiel:
steegeschnoeber:
shainecomeback:
heysammy:
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, in nomine et virtute Domini Nostri Jesu Christi, eradicare et effugare a Dei Ecclesia, ab animabus ad imaginem Dei conditis ac pretioso...
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I want to kiss you. I want to take your face in my...
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Elizabeth: You thought Spencer was crazy?
Karen: Yea
Elizabeth: Why'd you stop?
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thedoctorsfeziscool:
Dear Robin, Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I feel like we’re the same, split down the middle, and I wanna tell you something I never told anyone before, except a couple of my ex girlfriends and my old butler and my new butler, I’m Batman So fight crime with me maybe Love, Bruce Man WAIT NO Bat Wayne FUCK!! Bat Man ♥
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“I aspire to be an airplane.”
– Taylor
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“My Little Pony is awesome.”
– Cameron (my boyfriend)
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Cameron: You should take Bernard's outlook on life.
Me: What?
Cameron: When life gives you a conversation that makes you uncomfortable, just look at a spoon.
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moominboy:
next time we have sex, pin me down, bite my ear and growl “your blog isnt even that good”
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