December 2011
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Dec 1st
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
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Laura: Who upset you?
Rob: Oh. Nobody. Well, Liz. She was...
Rob narrating: I can't think of the adult expression, so I use the one closest to hand.
Rob: She was picking on me.
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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“We go into dark, horrible places alone and afraid and we do it with no money,...”
– Virgil Minelli
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
907 notes
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“I was beginning to think they forgot how to kill a probation worker.”
– The announcer after Misfits
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
382 notes
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Taylor: What is tumblr?
Me: tumblr is awesome.
Taylor: Okay.
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
2,118 notes
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Agent J: You know Elvis is dead?
Agent K: No he isn't, he just went home.
Nov 26th
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Gibbs: Abs, it's Christmas Eve. Go home.
Abby: I can't, I have to go shopping.
Gibbs: So go.
Abby: I don't know what to get anybody. What do you think Tony needs?
Gibbs: An attitude adjustment.
Nov 25th
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Happy Slapsgiving, followers!! :)
Nov 25th
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Nov 23rd
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If Supernatural fans got to write an episode
marieorama: All the nominated fanfic writers would waltz into the studio like They’d see the writers Sera Gamble Jeremy Carver Ben Edlund The writers would be all like And the ficcers would be like split between ships and shit. Destiel fans yelling at Gamble Wincest fans taking charge AND EVERYTHING WOULD BE AND SERA WOULD HAVE A FIT AND BE ALL LIKE, “GUISE, DEAN IS ...
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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“And Hank, when copyright law works, that’s how it works: Nice people...”
– John Green, Old Man Narrates Young Girl
Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 21st
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The Nude Erections
babarcriss: Slutana Hopez Spurt Cummel Skinn Whoredson Titsany S. Piercing Dike Wang Tiny Cocken-Wang Jizzcedes Boner Noi’ll Suckyourman Rimming Fapray Fellatial Cherry Will Schuester
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Jane: I'm touched that you would risk your career for me. That means a lot to me.
Lisbon: If you're right, and I'm not saying you are, it would mean I broke the trust of someone I respect and admire for your sake. If it is true, I would hope in the future, you'd be a little bit more mature and responsible in your behavior.
Jane: I'm grateful and all, but let's not go crazy here.
Lisbon: I should've let you rot in jail.
Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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Rob: Mum, how many more times, for Christ's sake? Laura didn't want to get married. She's not that sort of girl. To coin a phrase. That's not what happens now.
Rob's mother: I don't know what does happen now. Apart from you meet someone, you move in together, she goes. You meet someone, you move in together, she goes.
Rob narrating: Fair point, I guess.
Rob: Shut up, Mum.
Nov 20th
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“One of these days, karma is going to bitch slap you in the face. And I wish I...”
– Heaven about people who think they are God’s gift to the world
Nov 20th
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Heaven: John, find someone for your sister to date. Someone who's not a dick.
John: Bernard, do you want to date my sister.
Bernard: Well, you're pretty but you don't have a penis.
Nov 20th
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Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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Nov 18th
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Bless this fandom!
thatsjustnuttee: someone needs to take my computer away from me
Nov 18th
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Oh look it's Jake Abel's birthday
jaredpadalasscki: It pleases me that he was born. So here’s some spam of his beautiful face:
Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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“Death by déjà vu.”
– D.B. Russell
Nov 18th
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Henry: Doctor Elliot has come up with a cover diagnosis for you.
Elliot: Your deep hard mental profile suggests that the closest psychological identification for you would be narcissistic personality disorder.
Shawn: *to Gus* It's handsome disease.
Nov 18th
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Lassie: This is still my case and I'm running this operation. And I insist, when we're done, he *points at Shawn* stays an extra 24 hours for psychiatric evaluation.
Henry: How about 48?
Lassie: Done.
Nov 18th
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