Those moments when Patrick Jane goes on hilarious...
Jane: He's not gonna talk. Poor soul.
Lisbon: He made his bed, he can lie in it.
Jane: You know, I never really understood that one. Just because someone makes their bed, why do they have to lie in it? What's to stop them from lying in another bed? Or on the floor for that matter?
Grace: Or maybe, just maybe, she has a rare and precious gift and she's trying to help us.
Jane: "A rare and precious gift." Tell me, who gets these gifts, anyhow? And how come no one ever has the gift for seeing horse race results? And how come dead people always talk such tedious dribble?
Lisbon: Play nice, Van Pelt's entitled to her opinion.
Jane: Not if it's wrong. This is like believing in the Easter Bunny.
Rigsby: Who says there's no Easter Bunny?
By her own admission, she’s either a channel for the energy of the...– Patrick Jane
Lisbon: Anne wants to come clean.
Jane: I knew it, she had that air about her.
Lisbon: If you knew it, why didn't you tell us?
Jane: It's an exaggeration. I had a strong hunch. If I told you about every hunch, you'd get very irritated.
Keep your hands off me, you prick. I’m a fucking rocket scientist!– Kelly Bailey
The Supernatural fandom really does have a...
Poltergeist talking to you via television? Friends are dressed up as FBI agents… … and you want to join in on the fun? Scarfing down your trick-or-treating candy? Friend says: You don’t want to go into that haunted house… Your response: “Why don’t you want to come to the Halloween party?” It’s Halloween, let’s hunt some...
lord of the flies in a nutshell
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
Thank you, old friend.– Arthur to Merlin
Merlin: Off again? Another week in the wilderness? Eating weird animals. Being eaten by weird animals. No hot water, no baths. This will be the last time either of us will get to sleep in a proper bed.
Arthur: Merlin, I'm prepared to face all manners of horrors in this world but if you think I'm sharing this bed with you...
Merlin: *laughs* What? No, that's not what I meant.
Arthur: Right, good. Comfort to know.
warblermillie: iamthegirlwhoistiredofwaiting: ...
Hello, my name is emotional wreckage and I live in...
Alright, Hank we are now at Holiday Park and people are looking at me funny but...– John Green
Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
Doctor: How'd you know his blood type?
Shawn: Uh, it's a rare gift that I bust out on rare occasions and almost all the time.
Gus: You don't think it odd that Lassie jumped on our vampirewagon?
Shawn: You know, I've long since dreamt of Lassie jumping on board with one of my nutty theories but now that he's actually done it, I don't know why I thought it would be so cool. It does feel odd.
Gus: It's like the Roadrunner stopping and saying, "You know what Wile E, you've earned this. Blow me up.
Shawn: You saying the coyote has a first name?
Shawn: It's not o-s-c-a-r?
Gus: That's baloney.
Shawn: You're baloney. *walking into morgue* Necrobutcher!
Woody: Ryan Phillippe!
Shawn: *to gus* We're trying out pet names. Yours is baloney.
I ship St. Flanagan because Damian has always...
A supposedly drunken man parked his car on the...
Ziva: Being drunk is one thing but why would he have crossed the road?
DiNozzo: Suppressing chicken joke in three, two-
Gibbs: *to McGee* Cell phone?
The Supernatural Fandom
blameitonthelsd: heysammy: Welcome to the Supernatural Fandom, leave your shoes & sanity at the door, you won’t be needing either of them here…
When people ask me why I never go out.
You know you are a Starkid when...:
Terry: You saw all the way through it, didn't you? You saw right through it from the start. Still helped me, though, didn't ya? You know why? Because you always have been, and you always will be-
Me: A BUTT TRUMPET!
Terry: -my best mate.
Supernatural fans vs. normal persons
Moose. Normal Person: Supernatural fan: God. Normal Person: Supernatural Fan: The archangel Gabriel. Normal person: Supernatural Fan: Winchester. Normal Person: Supernatural Fan: Sassy. Normal Person: Supernatural Fan: Carry on. Normal Person: Supernatural fan: Impala. Normal Person: Supernatural Fan: Supernatural Fan. Normal Person: ...
27. I didn't watch The Fresh Prince of Bel Air...
I just wasn’t interested in it, back then. I preferred Lizzie McGuire, Even Stevens, Rocket Power, Dragonball Z, Digimon, and Spongebob Squarepants. :) I’ve grown to like it through re-runs.
Reblog if you're proud of being a Supernatural...
Jack: You don't think there is any chance of Gwendolen becoming like her mother in about a hundred and fifty years, do you Algy?
Algernon: All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
Jack: Is that clever?
Algernon: It is perfectly phrased! and quite as true as any observation in civilised life should be.
Jack: I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever now-a-days. You can't go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance. I wish to goodness we had a few fools left.
Algernon: We have.
Jack: I should extremely like to meet them. What do they talk about?
Algernon: The fools? Oh! about the clever people, of course.
Jack: What fools!
My dear boy, I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes...– Algernon Moncrieff
mynameisgrey: cowmunist: ...
ruemasde: missinterpretations: bunsaipon: ...
After pretending to have an imaginary friend to...
Dr. Foster: Your imaginary friend Penelope?
Dr. Lightman: Yea, it's the only girl I know who tells me the truth.
Dr. Foster: Hey.
Dr. Lightman: What? Oh, sorry.
Kevin: My men need engineers and rescue workers, not a couple of freak show shrinks pointing fingers.
Dr. Lightman: *pointing to Dr. Foster* She's the shrink, I'm the freak show. I'm sorry, we normally wear labels.
Yea, congratulations! Once again, you’ve arrived at the apparently foreign...– Dr. Cal Lightman
Merlin: You ever heard of the word 'sorry'?
Arthur: No, is that another word you made up?
Juliet: So if you technically don't remember asking me, do you still want to move in
Shawn: What are you kidding me? Of course I do. Of course. Why else would I be shrink wrapping all of my old sweaters to make room in the closet for yours?
Juliet: I just think you think you like to shrink wrap things.
Shawn: That's true. It's fun to watch things shrink.
Donut Salesman: Come on, look at me. Does it look like I'm going around trying to bed a bunch of blonde desperate housewife types? Like that's my thing? 'Cause they can't get enough of this?
Shawn: I'm drawn to you in a weird sort of way.
Gus: Maybe they recognized you from Children of the Corn.
Donut Salesman: Maybe they know you from The Cosby Show, Bud.
Gus: I am not Bud!
Shawn: Did we ask you anything else?
Donut Salesman: Uh, no, you were too busy trying on everybody else's shoes and then the angry one stole my donut hat.
Lassiter: Why's he looking at me, I'm not the angry guy.
Woody: Okay, first off, I didn't realize peyote stayed in your system that many years. I have only myself and my then girlfriend Lollypop to blame. Secondly, Guster, your cholesterol is really high.
Shawn: Man, I told you eating something called "Stick a butter in a bun" was a bad idea.
Gus: I can't help it, Shawn, my body craves buttery goodness.
Shawn: You are buttery.
Gus: You know that's right.